Fractured Fairy Tales

Zach pointed me to a top 20 list over on on Woot! today and it reminded me of the Fractured Fairy Tales bits on that old Moose & Squirrel show. It was a list of 20 lame fairy tales and although most of them were pretty stupid, there were a few stand outs that I thought I’d share:

  • The Seven Ugly Stepsisters And Their Other Sister Who Looked Reasonably Cute In The Right Lighting
  • Thumbelina II: The Thumbening
  • Shaft in Narnia
  • Mr. Tapeworm’s Wild Ride
  • The Tale of Ned Van Winkle, Who Only Overslept By Half An Hour, But On The Morning Of An Important Job Interview
  • Sleeping Nice-Personality

There are a few other good ones, but the rest are just dumb. If you’re interested, you can see the entire list HERE.

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